Monday, August 15, 2005

Is That a Phone Ringing or My Pockets Jinglin'

Report: Crowe Reaches Phone-hurling Settlement
A British newspaper has reported that Oscar-winning actor Russell Crowe will pay a whopping $10.8 million settlement to the Mercer Hotel porter he is accused of injuring during his notorious phone-hurling outburst in June.

For $10.8 million, I think I'd be willing to let Russell Crowe hit me in the face with a phone at least once. As a matter of fact, I think I'd be willing to let him stuff a phone right up my ass.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHERE ARE THE SKYDIVING PICTURES?!?!?!

TinaPoPo said...

For 10.8 mil, I'd beg him to hit me with a phone. Some bellhops have all the luck.