Stocking (and shirt) Stuffer

One of my favorite press release headlines of 2006:

Dr. Stephen T. Greenberg Says It's Going to Be a Cosmetic Christmas As Many Patients Are Saying 'All I Want for Christmas Are My Two ... New Breasts!!'

Dear Santa,

I've been really Effin' good this year therefore I'd like the following:

• A pony
• T.M.X. Elmo
• new breasts
• Xbox 360

Thanks. I'll leave some cookies out for you.

Stay Warm,
WJR