Monday, February 12, 2007

Liquid Heat

So I was walking around for a good chunk of time the other day, generally freezing my ass off and got the craving for something warm. Coffee? Hells no. I'm not a coffee drinker. I don't like it. I don't even like coffee flavored ice cream. Tea? Eh, I can make that at home and by the time I get there I'll be warmed by a little something called heat so the moment will have passed.

I spy a Dunkin Donuts and due to being choked to death by advertising I think, "Yes. White Hot Chocolate. I'll try that." Let me tell you how delicious. It tastes like vanilla frosting. Vanilla frosting that not only rots your teeth and makes you fat like regular frosting, but also warms your innards too. Scrape the frosting off a birthday cake, heat it up and put it into a cup. Fucking good ... at least to my juvenile taste buds.

It seems to be far from good for your health, so if you get one, make sure you have burning off calories and intend to continue to do so or you'll look like "Weird Al" Yankovic in the "Fat" video before you even finish the cup.

And on a side note, shouldn't they call it Hot White Chocolate instead of White Hot Chocolate? I feel like White Hot Chocolate could be regular hot chocolate that is just so fucking hot it is beyond hot. "Shit, this hot chocolate is beyond hot. It's white hot!" Just a thought.

6 comments:

Lozo said...

Hot White Chocolate is my nickname and is copyrighted. Dunkin' Donuts tried to buy the rights, but I wouldn't have it.

- Stacey - said...

How does white chocolate taste like vanilla frosting? They gave it the wrong name.

I don't even think we have a Dunkin' Donuts up here...

WJR said...

How the flavor happens is a mystery to me, but but I think it has to do with cream, artificial flavoring and assloads of sugar.

WJR said...

Lozo I will never call you White Hot Chocolate. Never.

A Lover and a Fighter said...

No, it should be called white hot chocolate. Don't get all uppity thinking you know better than dunkin donuts just because you took a creative blogging hiatus.

fairest said...

i've come to think of the w.h.c in terms of gender. Like it's ryan seacrest. Girls love him, guys secretly want to be him, only a bit taller.

All the girls in my office are always screaming about it and the guys remain silent. But then as someone's finally about to go to dunkin donuts a guy will say: hey, could you get me a w.h.c too?