Monday, October 31, 2005

Halloween Mouth

I had a blue Charms lollipop on my ride home from work today. I stop by the ol' Duane Reede along the way to get the kiddies some candy (in the event that any come knocking).

The girl at the register says to me, "I see you've already been into the candy."

I think she is referring to the candy I am purchasing, so I say, "What, is one of the bags open?"

She responded, "No, your mouth is all blue."

I get home and realize that she was quite correct.

Backlash from the delicious flavor of blue.


Anonymous said...

Bill -- I don't want you around my kids anymore.


mike said...

Smurf licker!