DNC vs. MXC

Last night while smart, educated, concerned citizens such as Dave and Mike keep updated on America's future by watching and critiquing the speakers at the Democratic National Convention (aka DNC), dipshits like me spent Thursday evening watching back-to-back-to-back episodes of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (aka MXC) on Spike TV. That show is some funny shit. Much funnier then thumbs up from candidates and idiots in the crowd holding up signs.

Having not watched the DNC (and I'm quite sure not the RNC either), I may not know what the hell to expect after the November election. I do know this: no matter who wins, and no matter how violent and confusing the world may be, and no matter how many promises aren't kept; as long as MXC is around at least I will have something to laugh at -- Japanese game show contestants hurting themselves.