Thursday, July 15, 2004

Words Of Fashion Wisdom

Ladies and Gents (especially overly wealthy ladies and gents): Just because something costs a lot does not mean it necessarily looks good.

Some pricey clothes look stupid to begin with. Don't go to the store and say to yourself, "This is expensive. It must be the latest fashion and I'm going to look hot." Even clothes that are expensive and look nice probably look stupid on you because (1) your body is not designed for that particular piece of clothing OR (2) your body is designed for that particular piece of clothing, but only because of the work your doctor has done designing/redesigning your body. Either way your snobby arrogance is all for naught. Everyone is just going to talk shit behind your back anyway.

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