Friday, June 25, 2004

Anabolically Correct?

Headline from CBS New 'roid allegations enrage Bonds

Enrage? Do they mean that Barry Bonds has some 'roid rage?

I like to picture a group of reporters around Barry's locker after a game. Someone asks Bonds a particularly stupid steroid-related question as opposed to just discussing the status of the Giants or Barry's view on the upcoming interleague/crosstown series against the A's. He snaps. He grabs the nearest bat and starts handing out his homerun style swings to reporters. That's when 'roid rage comes in handy.

As Rage Against The Machine once said ... "Anger is a gift" Be as "enraged" as you'd like Barry. Keep on swinging for the fences (and the reporters and other athletes).

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