Saturday, June 5, 2004

Lyrical Schmyrical

Why does everyone I know like the Beastie Boys? Yes, I'll agree. Their songs are catchy. But I think more importantly, it has something to do with the fact that if I, or anyone else had a band we would be just as stupid and entertaining. You want an example I suppose? Well, here are some samples from the new album To The 5 Boroughs (due out June 15):

"There's a party going on in here for real~
I got more product than Ron Popeil."

That's It That's All
"Well, I'm freaky like Winnie the Pooh~
T-shirt and no pants and I dance the boogaloo~
Like George Whipple on New York One~
I got a hairy ass and that's no fun."

"I'm in the lab all day~
I Scrabble all night~
I got a BeDazzler, so my outfit's tight."

The genius of stupidity! It will win me over everytime.

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