Tuesday, June 8, 2004

Who Wears The Pants?

Exchange witnessed on the bus today while heading for work.

(Back of the M14 bus from Avenue B to Irving Place. Mother and Step Father sitting in double seat. Son sitting in back row -- one row behind said parents.)
note: roles are presumed

Father gets up from seat to exit bus stage left. As he gets to the door --

SON: Later Bitch!

MOTHER: You're such a little little shit

STEP FATHER (walking down steps): You call me a bitch again I'll fucking beat your ass right here.

SON: quiet laugh

MOTHER: Head shake

My parents are coming to town for a vist this week. I think I may call my father a bitch to see if I get the same results.

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